I once spent $33.33 on a 1-day juice cleanse…

Everyone I know goes on a detox or cleanse for the new year, and don’t we all need one? Don’t we need to purify ourselves with $6.99 green juices?

Yes… and no.

Our bodies already have mechanisms to detox; they are called our livers and kidneys.

Green juice will not purify you. 

Especially if you turn around and go face down in a pile of nachos because you’ve juiced for the last 12 hours and are so starving your brain is …

Everyone I know goes on a detox or cleanse for the new year, and don’t we all need one? Don’t we need to purify ourselves with $6.99 green juices?

Yes… and no.

Our bodies already have mechanisms to detox; they are called our livers and kidneys.

Green juice will not purify you. 

Especially if you turn around and go face down in a pile of nachos because you’ve juiced for the last 12 hours and are so starving your brain is …